Name: The Masseur of Love
Age: He's in his 70's
time zone: (Pacific Time - Cali)
toon's archetype: Defender
origin: Natural
power sets: Empathy, Radiation, Teleportation, Fitness, Leadership, SuperSpeed

current security level: 38

bio: Berny Wilks dropped his Birthname and adopted this snazzy moniker when he moved to Paragon City. Berny Was a massage therapist who specialized in a number of healing arts. One day, during an intense tantric session with his partner, Max, he unlocked a deep power within himself. After recovering from the experience, he discovered that he could sooth others from a distance. He incorporated this into his practice and found that his new abilities kept him looking and feeling much younger than his years. One day, a man dresseed in a tacky but flamboyant costume approached Berny and told him that his abilities had achieved "Super" status. Excited by the tights and the chance to do what he loved for so many people, Berny gladly joined the cause in paragon city, leaving his now aged but understanding parnter who had since achieved enlightenment in the path of the Buddha. After an intense seduction by the sun nymph, Sol'aria, the Masseur discovered that he could, in fact, swing both ways.

costume: One Polyester suite, one Pink Silk and Tungsten mesh, and one Full Power Armor with wool cape.

Battle Cries: "Tell me if this hurts!" "You know you want me, $target!" "Time to serve up a hot helping of justice!" "Your evil deeds will get their due today, $target!"

other sayings: "Tell me, $target, is that vinyl or leather?" "Nice pants, $target." (from James brown) "Can we hit it and quit it?" "Why yes that IS a pencil in my pocket!" "You are a noisome little freak, $target."