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Here is me preaching at Burning Man 2006:

Here is a video and song i made:

Welcome! This site is dedicated to sharing snippets of Joel Ford's life. The photograph above is in fact of Joel Ford himself; under "Music" you will find mp3s and even scores of Joel Ford's music; under "Gallery" you might find Pictures of Joel Ford's life; under "Writing" you might find some things Joel Ford has written; and under "Dates", you may one day even be able to witness a calendat listing dates during which one might actually see a performance in some way featuring Joel Ford himself at a public venue. If you need to ask what "HOTT" is, maybe you should stear clear.

To Contact Joel Ford Please E-Mail him at joel.ford@gmail.com

Reasons To contact Joel include :

You think he is cool

You think his Girlfriend is cool

You want to ask about his shoes

You think his friends are cool

You like his music

You want him to write music for you

You want him to play saxophone with you

You want a band of his to play somewhere (see AZA, or consider a Jazz Combo)

You want him to teach you something about music theory/saxohpones/the meaning of life

You like his shoes

You want to ask about his inner experiences

You want to go bowling/dancing/smurf hunting/insert fun activity here with him

You don't get his shoes

You want to give him nice things

You want to give him money

You want him to be part of your crazy plot to rule the world

(there may be others)

Reasons to NOT contact Joel (note may at times seem like reasons to contact him; however, please refrain from following these impulses)

You hate his shoes

You want to hit on his girlfriend

You want to lecture him about something

You want to kill him

You think his music sucks

You want to diss him, his friends, his family, his shoes, or his gurus

You are a saxophone eating monster

You want to sell him something he doesn't need

You want to blow up some part of Joel or some part of his life which is dear to him

You want him to be a part of your crazy plot to rule the world